Online Dating and Goats. No, Not Like That

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“You should get two goats instead of one. Because then you would always have some goats around and some goats milk.”


One day, after a very annoying and drawn out divorce, the Woodsman sent off a random message to a very beautiful blonde woman on a dating website.

After reading her profile, he simply said, ”if you’re  going to move to the mountains and want a goat, chickens and a tiny home, then you should get two goats instead of one. Because then you would always have some goats around and some goats milk.” She agreed — with a bit of flirting.

The adventure began with that line. Now you’re all along for the journey of a lifetime — if you so choose.


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