Two geese, four mallards and two wood ducks land on a pond...

"Hey, look at the geese gathered on the island in the pond.  What are they doing?" Woodsman uttered as he peered out of the window.

"It's a Quackternity meeting. haha."  Replied Writer, tired and bored with day four of product and schema pricing updates at her remote job.

Woodsman looked at her, then back out the window, facepalmed and shook his head. 

A little while later he said, "Wow, now there are ducks sitting there with the geese: four drake mallards and two wood ducks." 

"See, it's a Freatheren. Like brethren... because frats are, you know..." Writer chuckled anticipating another facepalm from the Woodsman. 

Instead he kissed her on the forehead and said, "I love you. Did the waterfowl just foul?"

"Now there are four geese. They're multiplying and not even by making goslings." Said Woodsman.

"That does it. I'm not going outside without a golf club — or murder puppy." Replied Writer.

The joke:

So, two geese, four mallards and two wood ducks waddle into a bar...

"How can we wake up Writer in the morning?" The Quackternity began to discuss.

The geese say, "we can honk."

The mallards say, "we can quack."

The wood ducks say, "we can whistle."

In strolls a deer, "I make the dogs bark. Gets her every time. Give me a sumac and tonic."