Things you didn't think your partner would say

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We got new hats!

Items not (necessarily) meant for shotgun shells

“I’d be a bread ball in a shotgun shell with you.” - Writer


“Wouldn’t that be bread shot?” - Woodsman


“Depending on the grain... haha.” - Writer


Facepalms abounded.


The things Woodsman has allegedly* put in a shot-shell would amaze you. Bread balls were the yeast of it. ;)


It’s getting sprouty...


“Your farts are peppery, too? Did you, umm, eat the sprouts?” - Writer


“You ate the sprouts?” - Woodsman


“The ones in the fridge were still good. But they likely won’t be good after today.” - Writer said quickly.


“Well, then feed them to the Sarlacc Pit.” - Woodsman said gesturing to the garbage disposal.


And she did. And then they canoodled — all night. 




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